Welcome to the Jungle

White brick wall in black spray paint is written "Welcome to the Jungle"

“Please take all your trash with you when you exit.”

You enter the little cafe in a daze, the temperature had already hit 30 degrees Celsius and it is only 10 am – you look around for your tour guide, delayed flights, strange hotels, not to mention your very heavy rucksack. You scan the room, a slight look of worry comes over your face as you check your watch, “Surely, I couldn’t be late?!”

“Welcome! Welcome! You look exhausted, please take a seat!” shouts a friendly server, shaking you out of your heat-induced daze. They show you to a table and get you a glass of water and ice, the outside dripping in cool cool condensation. “You wouldn’t happen to be here with those adventurers, would you?”

“You… you mean they’re here?! They haven’t left yet?”

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