Posts in Category One

Are you crazy? I can’t swallow that.

Now what? Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder why I’m still single? It’s ‘cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans! Bender, being God isn’t easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you, and if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch. Like a safecracker, or a pickpocket.

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Ooh, name it after me!

I’ll get my kit! That’s not soon enough! Anyone who laughs is a communist! I’m a thing.

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