Posts by errbufferoverfl

Are you crazy? I can’t swallow that.

Now what? Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder why I’m still single? It’s ‘cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans! Bender, being God isn’t easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you, and if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch. Like a safecracker, or a pickpocket.

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Anyone who laughs is a communist!

Bender, hurry! This fuel’s expensive! Also, we’re dying! Throw her in the brig. But, like most politicians, he promised more than he could deliver. And then the battle’s not so bad? Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages!

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Ooh, name it after me!

I’ll get my kit! That’s not soon enough! Anyone who laughs is a communist! I’m a thing.

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